What was the last thing you created?
Well, the stuff in the new compliation book I'm putting together, I suppose. Isn't it strange, stringing a bunch of words together and making people feel things? I mean, if people are capable of feelings, and if I'm even good enough to evoke them. Language is weird. People are weird. Where was I going with this again?
Who is a better cook your mother or grandmother?
My grandmother was such a good one that she actually made my dad the best cook in the world. Works for me, as I'm more like my mother in that I can't cook shit.
What book do you wish would be turned into a movie?
Ugh, that's a tough one because part of me believes that turning books into movies is sacrilegious, but part of me kinda wants to see how it all turns out, for example, if someone tries to put Greg Egan's Diaspora on screen. Or Nemo Ramjet's All Tomorrows. That could be way cool!
Is there an app that you hate but use anyways?
Messenger! That thing that does texting for Facebook. It freezes a lot but I need to know if someone's looking for me.
What was the last thing that you fixed?
My door. The glass in it was smashed out in some stupid domestic accident, and I put cardboard in it.
Could you survive in the wilderness for a month?
Probably not. But I kinda wouldn't want to, either.
What are some songs you know by heart?
I know bits and pieces, not whole songs. Unless it's a short one, like River Skral (a Klingon drinking song). Also, you better ask me at 3AM when I'm trying to sleep and something starts playing on repeat in my head.
What piece of technology brings you the most joy?
My laptop, which is both my place of work, my umbilical cord to the rest of the world, and my playground.
If you could rename the street you lived on, what would you rename it?
Alexis Carrel Street, because he doesn't get enough credit.
What do your clothes say about you?
I suppose they display my love for comfort and for metal, betray my body weight, and indicate my level of cold tolerance.
What’s your “going to bed” routine?
Close computer, pee, turn off the lights, black out.
What animal best represents your personality?
Has to be a feline. But that's a bit vague because each cat has a unique personality. But I do have a lot of common cat traits.
What piece of clothing or accessory can someone wear that immediately makes you have a bad opinion of them as a person?
Honestly, can't really think of any. Maybe excessive makeup, or a Trump hat, but I don't generally base my opinion on what people wear.
What’s the fullest you’ve ever been?
Probably any event with free food. It's a Hungary thing - if there is free food, we WILL eat it, even if we're not that hungry or it's not that great.
What behaviors make you think a person is creepy?
Sexual harassment; telling me that I'm creepy and/or should "seek help"; a penchant for being around children.
Who in the movie business seems the most down to earth?
Who gives a hoot about the movie business?
What’s the funniest or most amazing cell phone cover you have seen?
Hmm, I've seen one with a skeleton on it, I'd buy that. Not that impressive, I know, but meh.
Which musical artist is greatly overrated?
How about all of them? Seriously, the radio just plays the same 25 songs all day, over and over, and NONE of them from any metal genres, let alone the more "extreme" ones. Pfft.
What company or franchise do you wish would go out of business?
Victoria's Secret. I mean have you seen their ads? Those girls look like starved 12-year-old boys. Yuck!
What’s the perfect temperature to set the thermostat at?
21C. I'd say 18, dad insists on 25, so, in the middle.
Who around you has the worst luck?
What’s your favorite sounding word?
There are so many of them, I'm too lazy to list, lol.
What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you in a car?
Getting entangled in the seatbelt because I don't drive and thus had no idea how to operate the damn thing. I know, how freakish, but people over here use their legs and public transport. Cars are for the upper middle class and up, or people with kids, or people who use them for work.
If you could fit your whole life into one picture what would it look like?
A total jumbled mess of a collage made up of a myriad of tiny pictures of my memories and stuffs, arranged in the shape of a huge skull.
What’s something that can’t be found or bought on the internet?
If you include the dark web, bloody NOTHING. Except maybe love. And other nonexistent things.
What should the first colony on another planet be called?
Tsiolkovsky. Because "The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever."
If you put out a magazine, what would you name it and what would be in it?
It would be something like the Exit International newsletter, but a bit less focused on sick/elderly folks and would also contain death culture bits like the AskAMortician channel, along with poetry and literature having to do with the subject, and a personals section where people can find someone they can die with. As for the title... hmm, CadaverZine?
If you were challenged to a duel, what weapons would you choose?
Some kind of sword, spatha perhaps. No armor, or very light.
What villain do you really feel for?
Scar. Feeling neglected and pushed around by stronger but dumber people is something I can really empathize with.
What did you think you were good at but are actually quite bad at?
What game do you wish you could act out in real life?
Any of them, really. Deus Ex, Portal, Postal, really anything that either has an interesting storyline or lets me kill a lot.
What are you really happy about being terrible at?
Lying. It's a very useful skill in getting ahead in society, and also for survival among humans and avoiding prejudiced violence from them, but it is also the foundation of most unethical behaviors.
What’s the most nightmarish creature you can imagine?
Well, my nightmares often feature a handsome man with a retractable blade in place of his penis, being followed around by deformed fetus-like creatures that eat his sliced-up victims. But there is a scarier nightmare that also recurs, which involves the police and its all-encompassing presence. Does that count?
If there were internet Olympics, what sports would be in it?
Trolling, meme making, looking shit up... something like those. And Candy Crush?
If the police raided your house right now, what is the most incriminating thing they would find?
One live round. Feck this country. *sigh*
What actor played their character so well that you can’t watch them in any other show or movie without seeing that character?
I always associate actors with the first character I've seen them as. Which drove me nuts when I saw Aeryn on Stargate!
What is the most fun thing someone could have in their backyard?
A gun range. And a bunch of buried bodies.
What first world problem do you have?
Well, I don't have it anymore, but I had carpal tunnel from typing too much. Typical, eh?
What conspiracy theory do you actually believe?
None. I'm like Worth on conspiracy theories. Incompetence explains a lot more about that shit than conspiracies.
What three activities would you rate 10/10 would do again?
Sex, shooting, eating weed brownies.
If you had to replace your hands with objects already in your house, what would you replace your hands with?
What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
"Ah, damn, someone is either hungry again or needs a door opened...goddamnit let me sleep!"
Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
Rottweiler. They look better, and are a lot more useful allies in a battle.
Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
In the rain when my umbrella broke about three weeks ago. It was cold, wet, messy, windy, and I had a shit ton of paperwork to do. Ugh.